If You Can’t Beat Them

Keep your chin up when you’re feeling lonely
Don’t let them get you down
Ain’t no use in your sitting all alone
Hanging around for someone to call
Oooh they won’t come knocking at all
Don’t run and hide, even if it hurts you inside
So I said, give as good as you get

If you can’t beat them,join them
You’d better do it because it makes you feel good
If you can’t beat them,join them
You’re never gonna help yourself

Come on, Get up
Sure feels good

Keep your fingers off my money, don’t try and pull me down
You’re taking me out to wine and dine me
Trying to wind me round and around
Invite me to your little contract, Ha!, Ha!
Rumour has it that you could play dirty
I’ll tell you what I’ll do about that
I’m playing at the wrong game, yeah!

If you can’t beat them, join them
You’d better do it because it makes you feel good
If you can’t beat them,join them
You’re never gonna help yourself

That’s good, play it again

If you can’t beat them,join them you’d better do it
Because it makes you feel good
If you can’t beat them,join them
It’s everyone for themselves
Move on out